My Deadly Eyes+Nose And The Deadly Cake :D

I know..It is not a good combination.. But still I thought of making a post out of it ! :)










The Pastry I had in the Evening.
The Eyes I had In the Morning. (3.30am)
The Nose I had in the Morning too ! (10am)

Seems strange though :/
But still I havent figured out the reason for my nose to go red!

Paranoia

It was June 30th, Mysore. Me and my two other of my friends planned to take something (which i wont be mentioning here, ill be using "Shit" Instead of the real word).

Firstly, Me and Sunny met in one of our adda's and we were happy after seeing each other ( even though we meet quite often), we were happy just because we both were meeting in Mysore! Ah.. We spoke a word or two..and then we left off to Ganesh's place. Sunny being constantly being pestered by Ganesh's calls we took some "Just in case" Stocks...(which again, I wont be telling what it is :| ) Then finally we left to Ganesh's place and we were there :) He was ready with all necessary things, and we left! And here we come Chamundi Betta (Chamundi Hills)!!

We went up the hill, And went into our adda (that is a secret too!) and removed all the bought stocks and sat on one of the rocks. We started taking the bought stuff. Even though Sunny hesitated to take the shit, Me and Ganesh carried on.

It was around 10 mins after taking the stuff and I couldnt feel anything, I was cursing Ganesh for bringing us so long and not getting payed back properly!(And now i know the curse was worth :D) 10 mins passed by and my ears all of a sudden were closed up! I thought this is just because of the altitude we were in (we were atop the hills). Next everything started to become dark!( This was the point I was scared) Now I could not stand still properly, My eyes were forcibly being closed, All my voluntary muscles were obeying me at all !! I sat down on one of the rocks, closed my eyes, It became calm . I was worried it became dark so I set back home.I stood up took one or two steps around Ganesh (even though i couldnt) and voila! I was in this roof of the tall building , the breeze hitting my face and I was standing on the edge, The next thing was i jumped off the from the building! and finally landed upon the rocks (where I was really standing and falling) when my helmet hit the rocks and falling like a drunkard.

Seeing me, Both Ganesh was surprised(No sunny wasnt) I again wanted to go back, I started walking up, but I could not. I tried to place my butt on the ground, and it seemed that the butt seemed to be a long way to the ground!I sat for a while, thats when i started getting paranoid about things, I feared mom, Very much, I could hear her screams going round my head, Thats when my mom called! As soon as the earpiece touched my ear,voila i fell again ! :(
I had to cut the call and sit for a while in the dark forest kinda thingy(where no one knew the way back) After a few minutes ,as to my state became proper until i can stand, we left! (Me leading ! )

We reached our vehicles, and we had go down the hill this time. I took my bikes and I was alone on my bike. Sunny and Ganesh on Ganesh's Vehicle. We left (again me leading) . The journey seemed like its never gonna stop, and a kilometre felt like around 10 kms. And lastly at almost the end of the journey I was found riding the bike sleeping!

Thats when my friend(sunny, yeah yeah even Ganesa came[updated on 14-6-09]) took over my vehicle and dropped me back home.
And what happened next?I went home, Ate like anything and slept for more than 12 hours :)

Some of the Strangest days

I came across these strange celebrations by we, So called humans between the 7 th to 14 th of February, every year..
So i wanted to make a note of it :)

7 - Rose day
8 - Propose day
9- Chocolate day
10- Teddy bear day
11 - Promise Day
12 - Kiss day
13 - Hug day
14 - Valentines day


HAh! I just know about these dates, Wonder how people celebrate it? :|

How to save my life

Step one you say we need to talk
He walks you say sit down it's just a talk
He smiles politely back at you
You stare politely right on through
Some sort of window to your right
As he goes left and you stay right
Between the lines of fear and blame
You begin to wonder why you came

Let him know that you know best
Cause after all you do know best
Try to slip past his defense
Without granting innocence
Lay down a list of what is wrong
The things you've told him all along
And pray to God he hears you
And pray to God he hears you

As he begins to raise his voice
You lower yours and grant him one last choice
Drive until you lose the road
Or break with the ones you've followed
He will do one of two things
He will admit to everything
Or he'll say he's just not the same
And you'll begin to wonder why you came

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known
How to save a life
How to save a life

BOOM! And its all over....

It was the day..Dec 17th 2007. When my life completely changed.

The day of which I cant remember anything.

The day in which I never knew what happened.

Yeah it was the day when my life changed.

The way I walk, The alterations which came into my body, The day when people around me saw me in bed.

Screeeech! *brakes*

What Crap am I talking about?Though that the above was totally insane.It was true :)

Here it starts.

The day starts , I woke up in bed (as usual) and what the F?! Am i in Ripley's believe it or not or either in Guinness World records.!I was not on my bed! I woke up to see a X-Ray which my doctor and My dad (who is also a doc) holding up to the light and observing very closely,in which a bone was very strange, fixed with all kinda metallic stuff and what more could i ask for?i couldnt feel my half of my body below my waist.! With my right leg totally wrapped with some kinda shit. I could see my mum in tears *Poor Mum* next to me and Brother standing next to the window, totally innocent. And yeah i forgot about the nurses around, nursing me :)

All of them around got to know that I have got up, they looked into my eyes like i was a poor lil kitten stuck in a tree! and Me in total shock asked 'er...what happened?'

The doctor said i had met with a 'small' accident which was totally wrong!

I asked my dad the same thing, He told me that i had fallen from the bike unknowingly.

So he told my leg was just fractured.Which i never believed his story. I couldnt really think of what happened that day.

Until One my friends who told me, Friends were all with me when i met with the accident.It was the day when i was leaving the hospital, after 3 days hard days without moving, Without eating Solids, having more than 30 tablets a day, and more than 5 injections.Dad was busy paying cash for the discharge. My friend,Kevin who had come to see me was next to me. I asked him 'Temme what happened?' He said straight forward that a truck went over you!and i, i was like.. 'Dude, C'mon!'.

Here starts the real story.As told be me and my so called "Trusty" friends.Dec 17th , I had got up (on my bed and i got up in my Bed this time!)got ready to attend college. Ready and out, as usual i went to Kevin's place to pick him up and to college. It was a bright sunny day, and atmosphere in college was Fun and Frolic with College day Enthusiasm all around. My friends who had formed a band to sing out a song on the occasion. It was time to get all the needed instruments for the band. We got permission from the principal to get it from a church (Which was quite far away from college) and guess what, we left! 2 Bikes and 6 guys! yeah were going 3 on a bike :) on the way we took kevin's Car to keep our instruments and we finally reached the place! Packed our things ,left back to college. I took my friends bike (who is no longer my friend),gave my bike to another friend and started goin together with the 2 bikes and the car following us.

Now, its almost done. I dono what struck into my mind, I gave the throttle like a mad bafoon to overtake a truck in a conjested road! When i was half way through the truck, OMG! A car is parked in front of me ! The brakes were supposed to work right?yeah it did, and it did too much, so much that the applied brakes never came to a stop.! I had it, i had to drift below the moving truck :( My friend who was with me, Unfortunately had jumped off before anything could happen.and the bike on me and the truck which was on my right leg. My Friends who were totally Scared, shocked and what not!? To my luck i had Kevins Car, i was shifted to a local hospital and after i was switched places to Apolo hospital, Where i was treated.

For my leg.It was treated with 12 wounds on it and 3 on my hand. 9 stitches , I had fractured my bone, which was my knee (The hardest bone in the body) was broken into 3 pieces, which was to fixed back with the help of 3 screws,dislocated shoulder and finally Internal Bleeding inside my head which we never knew until my head was CT scanned.yeah thats it! dont think of more.!For the pain part the leg never hurt me :) And the pain in my head was like nothing in the whole of this earth!Fortunately, Everything is actually cured now.and My knee will not be 100% cured.(The X Ray is attached to blog)

Now its been many days after it has happened. Did i learn a lesson?! nah! i still am the same old Nikhil :)

Signing off with my story
Nikhil Bhoj =)

The X - Ray